Coachella 2013 (After Party Listing)

Depending on who you are and where you are at in your life, the place to be this weekend and the weekend after that is in Indio, California. The ultimate concert and overall funfest, that is Coachella, kicks off this weekend in Indio, California. With all of the madness that ensues during the weekend from people almost dying of dehydration to the morning after thoughts of what the hell did I get into last night there is still quite a lot of fun to be had especially when it comes to the parties at night, should you know where to find them. 

No one wants to be the guy wandering about yelling “where’s the party at” so print this out and take this list with you, oh and make sure to find the right people who can get you into a few of these parties, cause trust us it aint gonna be easy.

Have a good time this weekend, should you be one of the millions of attendees and always remember to stay hydrated, that Inland Empire heat will take your life.

Thursday, April 11:

· Filter Magazine's 11th Annual Coachella Yacht Club party presented by aerie & American Eagle Outfitters. Performances by St. Lucia, Penguin Prison and a DJ set by the always-cool Misshapes. Undisclosed location, 9pm—1am. Invite-only.

Friday, April 12:
· Diesel + EDUN toast their Studio Africa project with three days of music-filled fun. Beats by The Embassy. Tally Horse Ranch (55075 Monroe St). 11am—5pm daily, April 12—14. Free and open to all. RSVP: studioafrica@diesel.com.

· H&M is throwing a super exclusive party that will feature performances by Santigold and The Dough Rollers. Private Estate in La Quinta. 12pm—4pm. Invite-only.

· BCBG and Benefit Cosmetics present the Style & Beauty Bungalow co-hosted by bloggers Rumi Neely of Fashiontoast, Alexandra Spencer of 4th and Bleeker and Jennifer Grace of the Native Fox. A kickoff poolside event will be co-hosted by the bloggers and joined by BCBG's Lubov Azria and Benefit's Annie Ford Danielson. Guests can enjoy music by DJ Chris Kennedy and power up at the BOOSTCASE Lounge. 12pm—4pm. Invite-only.

· Ace Hotel's celebrates five years of its annual Desert Gold party with two weeks of back-to-back action daily. Flying Lotus will bring the glitchy beats while Miss Lily's will serve up jerk goodness and Caribbean sounds. Learn more and claim your spot here.

· Details Magazine "Details @ Midnight" party hosted by the one and only Nas. Additional surprise performances to be announced. Undisclosed location, 10pm—late. Invite-only.

· SBE and Wynn Social are hosting a series of desert parties. Friday's event will feature music by NERVO. Renaissance Esmeralda Resort (44-400 Indian Wells Ln), 10—2pm. Buy tickets and tables here.

· Wildfox is joining the fun this year by hosting a night of drinks, beats and dancing in the desert. Music by Bag Raiders with appearances by Brendan Fallis, Anna Lunoe and Hannah Bronfman. Private Estate in Rancho Mirage. 10pm—late. Invite-only.

· Flaunt Magazine and Le Baron host a pop-up at the deemed artist son's of Coachella Valley the Datefarmer's warehouse/studio just two miles from the fairgrounds. Music curated by Kitsunè and "pleasurable torture" provided by Smashbox Studio. Black Banditz will also be doing an exclusive tattoo collaboration. 85591 Grapefruit Blvd, 11pm—6am. RSVP: rsvp@flauntmagazine.com.

Saturday, April 13:
· SPIN presents SPIN House—a day-long pool party filled with drinks, ping pong and performances by ANTWON, King Tuff, Nite Jewel and Chrome Sparks. Be sure to hashtag photos #SPINHouse to be printed on-site. The Commune At Ace Hotel & Swim Club (701 E Palm Canyon Dr). 12pm—5pm. Admission based on capacity. RSVP here.

· The h.wood Group brings Bootsy Bellows to the desert in conjunction with the launch of McDonald's New Premium McWrap. Performances by Manufactured Superstars and Capital Cities. Rancho Mirage Estate, 2-7 p.m. Invite-only.

· Guess? is getting into the party spirit at The Guess Hotel. Performances by The Misshapes, The Knocks, The Classix and more, with healthy libations by Pressed Juicery. Viceroy Palm Springs (415 S Belardo Rd) 12—5pm daily, Saturday and Sunday. Invite-only.

· Lacoste L!VE's desert pool party is an obviously must-stop. Music by Ana Calderon and Chris Holmes, with special guests Alexa Chung, Elijah Wood, Leandra Medine (aka The Man Repeller, Anna Sophia Robb and more. Undisclosed location in Thermal. 1pm—6pm daily, Saturday and Sunday. RSVPhere.

· A|X Armani Exchange presents its annual, awesome Neon Carnival. Music by Jesse Marco, Jus Ske and Kayper, and specialty cocktails provided by SVEDKA Vodka. Undisclosed location, 10pm—late. Invite-only.

· Jeremy Scott and Adidas annual super exclusive Coachella party. Undisclosed location, 11pm—4am. Invite-only.

Busta Rhymes Flips Out in Miami Over His Hamburger....

Busta Rhymes is no stranger to controversy. He has over the years been involved in fist fights, shootouts that left his bodyguard & close friend slain and more recently got caught up yelling at homosexuals and business owners because of their inability to serve him his hamburger as he so ordered. Reportedly Mr. Smith had the police called on him for yelling obscenities at Stephanie Vitori & her staff at late night Miami hangout Cheeseburger Baby when his burger arrived with ketchup, salt, pepper and mayo on the side (something Cheeseburger Baby does with every order, to prevent soggy buns.) After calling Vitori and her employees a series of “F*gs & B!tches” Bussa Buss down something left the scene with his burger in tow. Vitori, a lesbian said she has hosted thousands of late night customers, many of whom are celebrities and has never felt so “degraded.” 

Last time I got a good look at Busta Rhymes, he seemed to be back in the gym and on his get in shape grind, which means he most likely is back on his no bullshit practices. People want to say he is on steroids, but I refuse to speculate on that. A while back a video surfaced where Pharrell was talking about how Busta Rhymes was unwilling to talk to legendary & now openly gay rapper Afrika Baby Bambaataa (of Jungle Brothers fame) because of his mode of dress and overtly gay mannerisms. Many people speculate that his over the top comments are due to his feelings being hurt that his ex girlfriend who is the mother of his 3 children is now a lesbian. Whatever the reasons may be for his wildin’, get it together Busta, cause no one wants to see you in jail or broke from the lawsuits these kinds of things can bring about. 

Flavor Flav Hijacks The Mic Onboard A Flight To Las Vegas

Staying true to yourself is hard for some people, but not for Flavor Flav. Always the showman and entertainer, Flav hopped on the microphone recently onboard a flight headed to Las Vegas (where he owns a takeout restaurant called: Flavor Flavs House of Flavor”) and proceeded to get the people clapping & cheering for the pilots while promoting his business.

Flavor Flav is best known for not only being an integral member of the amazing music group Public Enemy, but for being one of the first celebrities to regain fame from appearing on celebrity reality shows. Check the audio below that TMZ (yeah we never would dream of promoting them on our site, but we have to give credit where it is due) provided the masses and get a good laugh at ol’ Flavor Flav doing what he does best. Boyeeee